Salutations nerds! I am back with Episode II of our two part Top Nerdy Ten on… BODY PILLOWS!!!
There’s no need to thank me. I’m just doing my job 😉
In this installment, we’re listing which of our lady crushes would we like to see on a life-size pillow. Here we go!
1. Mystique/Raven Darkhölme (Jennifer Lawrence)
This would make one badass double-sided pillow.
2. Hermione Granger (Emma Watson)
This is the pillow you want by your side when facing He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
3. The Clones (Tatiana Maslany)
To the Orphan Black team, we’d like a whole set of Clone pillows. All of them. Please and thanks.
4. Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson)
5. Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter)
This adorable pillow would be complete with a golden fringe of truth. Or would that be too much?
6. Felicity Smoak (Emily Bett Rickards)
You won’t find a pillow more honest, loyal, and smart. You’re welcome, Felicity.
7. Inara Serra (Morena Baccarin)
She has her own tea so at the very least there should be an Inara body pillow. Plus, you know the pillow would be made out of the finest materials. The perfect companion. I apologize for nothing. Even bad Firefly jokes.
8. Skye/Daisy Johnson (Chloe Bennet) & Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell)
This pair would make perfectly pretty and powerful pillows. Alliteration FTW!
9. Sarah Walker (Yvonne Strahovski)
Well, we can’t all be Chuck and have a Sarah to cuddle… But a Sarah pillow would be the next best thing.
10. Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher)
You’re probably expecting us to pitch a Slave Leia pillow… But isn’t this just the cutest thing ever?!
Okay, okay… A sexy pillow of the following would be awesome too 😉
And that’s a wrap on body pillows! Do you have any other suggestions? Deadpool wants you to leave us a comment if you do.
‘Til next time,